Open thine ears for we have returned with woven tapestries of tales untold! Santa Clause is heavy with drink and lard, the cadavers have filled the ballroom, and the clown fish wear frown upon their breathless lips as the Mexican trout splash in orgasmic delight! So clutch thine luxury doomsday survival kits to heavy bosoms, open the good beans, and enjoy this weeks episode!
We get the Goof Grease going with creepy internet deep dives, flavoring your juicy bits, a visit to Dr. Awesome, and Samsung and psychics have finally joined forces to make you forget your favorite TV shows... it was bound to happen, right?
We get jacked out of our minds on caffeine and ramble on about bombs on bats, disgruntled employees gluing hands to floors, something about jellyfish, and two balloons a turtle and Rasputins dick.