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We talk, we laugh, we ask questions and rarely provide answers.
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We talk, we laugh, we ask questions and rarely provide answers.

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Sep 19, 2018

Its a weird rambly one this week as we stumble through thoughts on Chinese school strippers, weird taxidermy, free chicken for life, making bank as a fetish worker and other weird stuff.

Sep 12, 2018

Nates back from America with warnings of the upcoming heartland Butter Wars and we talk long distance donkers, robots that trick kids, Hamburger the Motion Picture and more. Its dy-no-mite!

Aug 29, 2018

As another power hour comes to a close we ask you to please consult your local psychic medium if you have any information on the Deer Woman, Romani curses, or Egyptian zoos. 

Aug 22, 2018

Part 2 of a power hour is where you want to be. We talk about a lot of classic goof grease topics: the 80's, drinking ghost liquids,  arm pits in Japan. You know, normal stuff. 

Aug 15, 2018

Nate escaped the heat of the Taiwan sun and fled to America, so here's the beginning to another power hour. These are like any classic trilogy, we find it in the second one, and lose it in the third. Look forward to that. 

Aug 8, 2018

Some chunky grease this week as we wind down the end of our 3 part power hour. Guys, be cool, don't fuck animals. 

Aug 1, 2018

Things get outta hand this week as we talk about Nazi teacher wrestlers, 100% Angus Young, and science is on a roll blastin' metal and making flys pop.

Jul 25, 2018

It's part one of the Power Hour and we get the grease going with a cannibal rat ghost ship, wasper sex, and a years old typo that links to Aliens. Oh, and peeing? You've been doing it wrong.

Jul 18, 2018

On a very special Friday the 13th recording, we get real creeped out by the goof grease. Hard to say what was the spookiest story, but probably the bit coin toothbrush. 

Jul 11, 2018

It's a goofy one this week folks. We talk about the old colors, elected canine officials, the best thing a robot could ever do, and we fall right into the chowder talking about the nether realm that is dead animal thoughts.Stick with with us.

Jul 4, 2018

We've got a guy that ate hundreds of cats, another guy that's chewing stuff out of wood, Tony the Tiger might have just come out of the closet, and Sam takes some hard stances. No Free Legs!

Jun 27, 2018

We are back this week with some great Goof Grease for ya! We've got famous sexbots making choices, Taco-Arbys mix-a-roos, and Burger King Russia is up to some next level nonsense...

Jun 13, 2018

We know you folks like'em sloppy! You like'em sloppy right? The biggest of orgies, dispatching raccoons, whiskey for your armpits and a lot more.

Jun 6, 2018

Lots of goofs this week. We have real talk about why you should never glare at your horse, Nate tells the source of all his jokes, and we take the bear out for some ice cream.

May 30, 2018

We pull ourselves out of the chowder for a quick tactical strike. We talk about hair to bread ratios, stoned cavemen and the invention of air, and apparently some jabroni says pain pills made him gay. We have our suspicions.

May 23, 2018

We're back again with some quality Goof Grease in the form of nonsense headlines. We're talking about professional Fatso's, holy toilets, Guinness World Records is making stuff up, human pet houses, the epic lives of spiders and we ask the real question... are you willing to kill your beast?

May 16, 2018

We dive right in this week and ramble on about time travelers, surviving in pharaoh times, future-past rat kings, moon gorillas... the list goes on.

May 9, 2018

Lots going on this week folks. Old tires and sea monsters torment Georgia, they are breeding puppies to look like ancient creatures, and turtle news... a whole lot of weird turtle news.

May 2, 2018

We do something a little different this week and bring you some real life stupid products from the bowels of the internets. From Spook Boxes to Poop Knives to Ketchup Slices we got ya covered with the Goof Grease. So align your Spirit Goblins and get listenin!

Apr 25, 2018

Well folks, it happened. We have read what may very well be the craziest headlines in the history of the show. Yes, yes, we also talk about monkey rights, ants in heads, coked up 80's dicks and a lot more... but it's the nonsense happening in China that has effectively melted our brains. Please enjoy, and may God have mercy on our souls.

Apr 18, 2018

This one gets pretty silly. We get together to talk about hippo swallerin, heads up pachyderm butts, Braco the Gazer, Sam makes Nate remember the merkin lady, Japan is at it again and a lot more nonsense.

*The show we reference called "Thats Amazing" is actually called "Thats Incredible!". Our mistake... but check that out.

Apr 11, 2018

It's a dark, dark day of grease today folks.... sort of. We have people pretending to be sex dolls, baby drop-off boxes and lots of nonsense in emotional support hamster news. See you all in Tuscaloosa!

Apr 4, 2018

Oh it's a silly one this week folks! We talk about owning live grenades, the weird person at an airport orgy, why it's never a good idea to hire a hitman to kill another hitman, and we learn that you should never swallow in Australia. All this and more tonight at five!

Mar 28, 2018

Eggrets, we have a few... Eggs, lab grown Kosher hog meat, eggs, a company that promises a 100% fatality rate, eggs, we finally get organized and OH LORD! EGGS!

Mar 21, 2018

Were back and we're all scared straight! Join us as we try and figure out the Stink Butt bandit. Also, Russia continues to never let us down with nonsense. Come fall in the chowder with us!

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