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The Royal We

We talk, we laugh, we ask questions and we rarely provide answers. A podcast, just barely.
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We talk, we laugh, we ask questions and rarely provide answers.

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Feb 21, 2018

We're bringin the Royal Fam a 2 fast 2 furious sode where we get serious talkin on some vanishing McDonalds, exploding pants, eyeball worms, and what to do with Nate if he gets turned into hotdogs. Oh, did I mention we binged the whole Fast and the Furious franchise?

Feb 14, 2018

It's Sams birthday so we recorded boozy sode with executive producer Zack and friend of the show Lali to jabber on about baby stealin nannys, praying mantis with 3D glasses, Rugrats porn parodies and a whole lot more nonsense. Join us for the new tradition!

Feb 7, 2018

Another tactical goofstrike. We've been down with the croupe after sitting in the Taiwanese floor. Our grandma's warned us. 

Anyway, our feet stink, our lungs are full of grease and it's real cold. A classic set up for goofs. 

We talk about the classic stuff, you know, sex dolls and McDonalds.

Jan 26, 2018

We join forces with Taylor A Crockett for a talk about a mystery porn boat (aka Poseidon's Sex Hole), being mystically wrong, the Godless creation that is the Sunyun and a lot more. We also make new Taco Bell jingles because we did. Check out and support Taylor below! She's awesome!!!

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Jan 17, 2018

We're back and the internet has opened its greasy arms to give us tales of human leather, Dip 'n' Dots cryo freeze facilities, shadowy cabals, the Devil goes down to Taco Bell, and why you should avoid the Noid! Oh, and Aaron Neville.

Dec 27, 2017

Open thine ears for we have returned with woven tapestries of tales untold! Santa Clause is heavy with drink and lard, the cadavers have filled the ballroom, and the clown fish wear frown upon their breathless lips as the Mexican trout splash in orgasmic delight! So clutch thine luxury doomsday survival kits to heavy bosoms, open the good beans, and enjoy this weeks episode!

Dec 20, 2017

We get the Goof Grease going with creepy internet deep dives, flavoring your juicy bits, a visit to Dr. Awesome, and Samsung and psychics have finally joined forces to make you forget your favorite TV shows... it was bound to happen, right?

Dec 13, 2017

We get jacked out of our minds on caffeine and ramble on about bombs on bats, disgruntled employees gluing hands to floors, something about jellyfish, and two balloons a turtle and Rasputins dick.

Dec 6, 2017

It's a goofy one this week as we talk about putting curses on children, whether or not its worth moving to Switzerland, and if two heads are truly better than one. Oh, and robot hands.

Nov 29, 2017

Good gobbles! It's another sode! This week we talk about trash turkey, water magic, are bugs stronger than M&M's, talking Sling Blade farts and thirsty panty pillow cases. Lordy!

Nov 15, 2017

It's a tactical pod strike where we talk about the nebulous realm cryptoid happenings, punishing kids with eggs and feral cats, squatchin and how macho is France really?

Nov 8, 2017

We talk about pervy AI, why to bury your cotton smalls, lawyer dog, and the best sex positions to make an employable kid. We niced it!

Nov 1, 2017

Its a semi-spooktacular episode as we talk about wizard curses, a UFO ranch, soulless robo pets, the Devil's butt models and more!

Oct 25, 2017

We dive right in this week to learn the in's and out's of the Amish, Siri vs a cat brain, Nick Cage snack foods, and the U.N. may have been scared out of Africa by vampires...

Oct 18, 2017

The art world is a world that just keeps on giving, as we find out the hard way in this weeks episode. We also talk about Carrot Tops head, the truth behind Arbys, clam farts and how Swartzy may just save the planet!

Oct 11, 2017

Our hunger for pizza makes us extra goofy this week as we ramble about bluetooth butt plugs, anti-cancer caviar, hurricane straight edge orgies, the dil-do's and dil-dont's of dildos, and we even do a little ASMR for ya. Hold onto yer butts!

Oct 4, 2017

We are all over the place this week as we talk about making slop, tainted flutes, and blind burglars.

 

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Sep 27, 2017

Ham Sam and Nate the Plate serve up a heapin' pile of Goof Grease this week as they talk about dogs eating toes, nonsense genie superpowers, fish personalities, and they ponder the question, "What IS real?"

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Sep 20, 2017

We get the goof grease going with talk about Satanic cults, butt buggery, haunted 3D printed objects, handicapped monster fighting teams and a lot more. A lotta big claims in this one!

Sep 13, 2017

Heavy goof grease this week! We talk about weenie vandals, monkey robot brains, coke limos, sailors being the old world internet, we crack a lot of non-existent codes and we finally get Veronica's name right... we think.

Sep 6, 2017

We get really goofy and jabber on about Mt. Dew Tooth, talking to skulls, meatball Paul, the wonder that is Krrish, and Sams obsession with a shirtless Jamie Oliver.

Aug 30, 2017

This week Sam and Nate talk about who or what makes the best shed in a contest where anything goes, pet parrots take the witness stand, the absurdity of secret menu items and more!

Aug 26, 2017

Bonus Sode! Sam and Nate record a special bit of nonsense just for you folks!

Aug 23, 2017

We cover a lot of ground in this one! We learn that bears aren't the only things that get tired of eating people and just how sleepy you'd have to be to be burned alive and everything in between. It's pretty greasy!

Aug 17, 2017

We get together to talk about Sams three-horse-mom, John Denver burning the homeless, a cool donkey, and we cant remember anything apparently. It's a greasy one!

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